Sunday, May 08, 2005
Oops, missed it by a day, but still cool.
This saturday was 05/07/05. Haiku day. Neat, huh? Here's a bunch I pulled off off fark.com
CAT HAIKU's
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haiku (h"k) n., pl. haiku also haikus. 1. A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons. 2. A poem written in this form.
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You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes! Above my tail! Behold,
Elevator butt!
I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! Good, dog! Good, dog!
The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep hear sound.
Cat throw up hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning!
Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.
Blur of motion, then --
Silence -- me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?
The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds.
Your foot just squashed one.
You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.
My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
Can hide my head.
Terrible battle!
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What is "term paper"?
Kitty likes plastic.
Confuses for litter box.
Shouldn't leave around.
Small brave carnivores.
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes.
Fear vacuum cleaner.
Want to trim my claws?
Don't even think about it!
My cries will wake dead.
Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Oh, no! Big One
Has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp
Cats meow out of angst.
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"
Litter box not here.
You must have moved it again.
I'll crap in the sink.
The Big Ones snore now.
Every room is dark and cold.
Time for "Cup Hockey"!
I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
Inside your armpit?
This one's also for mom, because it's mothers day and because she hates our cat. Happy mothers day, Mom, thanks for putting up with her for the rest of us.
-N
This saturday was 05/07/05. Haiku day. Neat, huh? Here's a bunch I pulled off off fark.com
CAT HAIKU's
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haiku (h"k) n., pl. haiku also haikus. 1. A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables, traditionally invoking an aspect of nature or the seasons. 2. A poem written in this form.
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You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
That will show you.
You must scratch me there!
Yes! Above my tail! Behold,
Elevator butt!
I need a new toy.
Tail of black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! Good, dog! Good, dog!
The rule for today:
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.
In deep sleep hear sound.
Cat throw up hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning!
Grace personified.
I leap into the window.
I meant to do that.
Blur of motion, then --
Silence -- me, a paper bag.
What is so funny?
The mighty hunter
Returns with gifts of plump birds.
Your foot just squashed one.
You're always typing.
Well, let's see you ignore my
Sitting on your hands.
My small cardboard box.
You cannot see me if I
Can hide my head.
Terrible battle!
I fought for hours. Come and see!
What is "term paper"?
Kitty likes plastic.
Confuses for litter box.
Shouldn't leave around.
Small brave carnivores.
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes.
Fear vacuum cleaner.
Want to trim my claws?
Don't even think about it!
My cries will wake dead.
Wanna go outside.
Oh, no! Help! I got outside!
Let me back inside!
Oh, no! Big One
Has been trapped by newspaper!
Cat to the rescue!
Humans are so strange.
Mine lies still in bed, then screams!
My claws aren't that sharp
Cats meow out of angst.
"Thumbs! If only we had thumbs!
We could break so much!"
Litter box not here.
You must have moved it again.
I'll crap in the sink.
The Big Ones snore now.
Every room is dark and cold.
Time for "Cup Hockey"!
I want to be close
To you. Can I fit my head
Inside your armpit?
This one's also for mom, because it's mothers day and because she hates our cat. Happy mothers day, Mom, thanks for putting up with her for the rest of us.
-N
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