Friday, February 11, 2005
Something inspired by my awkward multi-lingual conversations with my good pal Hernesto G. (Mis pollo es el madre del Warner Brothers. I have no idea what I'm saying! :)
Take a block of text, go to http://world.altavista.com/ and translate it back and forth between multiple languages until it begins to loose any semblance of the original text. Great fun, here's an example: ripped from the headlines. Original text, from CNN.com:
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The United States reaffirmed its opposition to two-way talks with North Korea on its nuclear weapons program after the communist state on Friday again demanded bilateral discussions.
White House press secretary Scott McClellan said North Korea would have plenty of opportunities to raise issues directly with the United States if it agreed to resume six-party talks. Those have been on hold since Pyongyang withdrew last year.
North Korea stunned the world Thursday when it publicly admitted to having nuclear weapons and announced it was withdrawing from the multilateral negotiations.
The Bush administration consistently has opposed two-party talks, while North Korea has insisted on a bilateral nonaggression pact with the United States before it will consider dismantling its nuclear program.
As a result of direct talks, North Korea and the United States signed a 1994 agreement in which Pyongyang pledged to freeze and eventually dismantle its nuclear weapons program in exchange for international aid to build two power-producing nuclear reactors.
But the White House has said North Korea's neighbors -- with a greater stake in the negotiations -- also must sign a new agreement.
"It's a regional issue," McCellan said, not an issue between North Korea and the United States.
South Korean Foreign Minister Ban Ki-moon is in Washington for consultations with U.S. officials, including a Friday meeting with Vice President Dick Cheney.
The foreign minister -- whose visit was scheduled before North Korea's declaration -- has additional meetings next week with Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and national security adviser Stephen Hadley.
A senior U.S. official said China continues to receive consultations, too. The White House views Beijing as a key partner in negotiation efforts because China previously has helped get North Korea back to the bargaining table.
In an interview Friday, Han Sung Ryol, North Korea's envoy to the United Nations, told a South Korean newspaper that Pyongyang will consider multilateral negotiations only after bilateral talks with the United States.
"We will return to the six-nation talks when we see a reason to do so and the conditions are ripe," Han told Seoul's Hankyoreh newspaper.
Han was the first North Korean official to speak to outside news media since Pyongyang's Foreign Ministry declared Thursday that the country has nuclear weapons as a deterrent against a U.S. invasion and does not intend to rejoin six-nation disarmament talks any time soon.
International leaders quickly condemned the announcement and urged Pyongyang to return to multilateral negotiations.
In the six-party talks since 2003, the United States, the two Koreas, China, Japan and Russia have held three rounds of talks aimed at persuading North Korea to abandon its nuclear weapons development in return for economic and diplomatic rewards. But no significant progress was reported in those talks, which China hosted.
English -> German -> French -> English -> Italian -> English
WASHINGTON (Cnn) -- than del joined still Declares has assessed the relative opposition alle arguments with the Korea of North sul relative program dell' nuclear weapon, after that the Communist still declares the bilateral arguments demanded friday. The secretary of the pressed one of the house Scott McClellan Korea of aforesaid North would have directly to raise many the occasions, of the dispendio with joined Declares, if it therefore einverstandenWAR still in order to take the conversations of six-Partei. Those were on an infuence, since Pyongyang has still taken the year past. Betaeubte of the Korea of North the world thursday, when it has allowed public the accreditation of the nuclear crews and of the universal mediations it one announces has withdrawn itself. Bush municipal everywhere to the opposite conversations of two-Partei, while the Korea of North insistito on the nonaggression that a joined bilateral pact with Declares, before that does not consider to remove the relative program centers them turning out the Korea of North and those of the joined one Declares the direct conversations sluices a contract in 1994, to promised Pyongyang, in order to freeze and removes finally the relative program of the nuclear weapon against the international attendance, in order to develop to produce nuclear of the two motors. But the House White woman has said that the vicinoi of the Korea of North -- with one greater bar in the mediations -- they must also stipulate a new contract. "they are not dispendio regional," has said McCellan, dispendio between the Korea of North and joined It declares. Of the south. The Korean prohibition of the Minister for the foreign relationships Ki-Mond is to Washington for the consultations that the JOINED servant of the civils DECLARES, comprised friday one reunion with vice-president Dick Cheney. The Minister for the foreign relationships -- of of which the call before that the explanation of Korea of the north is not fixed -- ago To declare the additional reunions the following week with the secretary the rice of Condoleezza and one emergency of councilman Stephen Hadley di Dichiarare. Oldest JOINED China DECLARES that continuous the aforesaid civil employee to receive the consultations, also. The house white woman considers Peijing like associate key within, because China has helped before the reception of the return the mediation efforts the Korea of North to the negotiation table. In an interview friday, Han sung Ryol it has declared, transmitted of the Korea of North to the nations, south. Korean newspaper that Pyongyang only considers of the universal mediations after that the bilateral arguments with joined Declare. "we come the nation from six to the conversations, if we see that a reason to make therefore and the states of being mature," the newspaper with of Hankyoreh Han Seoul of explanation of the return. Han was first of the north. Korean civil employee to speak foreign means about ministry of the external information since explained Pyongyangs to thursday that the nuclear crews of the country as the factors dissuasi you he has and does not plan JOINED DECLARES against an invasion in order to re-unite soon still one constantly nation of disarmament six of the conversations. The international heads have condemned the publicity quickly and have pushed of Pyongyang, to diminish with the universal mediations speak the six-Partei from 2003, joined He declares that he has is Korea, China, three Japan that Umlaeufe of Russia of the held conversations that they are headed on that they leave the Korea of North in a convincing sense, the relative development of the nuclear weapon in the return for the ricompense economic and diplomatic. But no important progress has been to realize to a report/ratio in these conversations, received China.
Comments 1) Looks like 'North' and 'South' made it through okay, but pretty much nothing else.
2) Condoleeza Rice: House white woman.
3) What's with all the JOINED DECLARING?
He he. Silly,
-N
Take a block of text, go to http://world.altavista.com/ and translate it back and forth between multiple languages until it begins to loose any semblance of the original text. Great fun, here's an example: ripped from the headlines. Original text, from CNN.com:
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The United States reaffirmed its opposition to two-way talks with North Korea on its nuclear weapons program after the communist state on Friday again demanded bilateral discussions.
White House press secretary Scott McClellan said North Korea would have plenty of opportunities to raise issues directly with the United States if it agreed to resume six-party talks. Those have been on hold since Pyongyang withdrew last year.
North Korea stunned the world Thursday when it publicly admitted to having nuclear weapons and announced it was withdrawing from the multilateral negotiations.
The Bush administration consistently has opposed two-party talks, while North Korea has insisted on a bilateral nonaggression pact with the United States before it will consider dismantling its nuclear program.
As a result of direct talks, North Korea and the United States signed a 1994 agreement in which Pyongyang pledged to freeze and eventually dismantle its nuclear weapons program in exchange for international aid to build two power-producing nuclear reactors.
But the White House has said North Korea's neighbors -- with a greater stake in the negotiations -- also must sign a new agreement.
"It's a regional issue," McCellan said, not an issue between North Korea and the United States.
South Korean Foreign Minister Ban Ki-moon is in Washington for consultations with U.S. officials, including a Friday meeting with Vice President Dick Cheney.
The foreign minister -- whose visit was scheduled before North Korea's declaration -- has additional meetings next week with Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and national security adviser Stephen Hadley.
A senior U.S. official said China continues to receive consultations, too. The White House views Beijing as a key partner in negotiation efforts because China previously has helped get North Korea back to the bargaining table.
In an interview Friday, Han Sung Ryol, North Korea's envoy to the United Nations, told a South Korean newspaper that Pyongyang will consider multilateral negotiations only after bilateral talks with the United States.
"We will return to the six-nation talks when we see a reason to do so and the conditions are ripe," Han told Seoul's Hankyoreh newspaper.
Han was the first North Korean official to speak to outside news media since Pyongyang's Foreign Ministry declared Thursday that the country has nuclear weapons as a deterrent against a U.S. invasion and does not intend to rejoin six-nation disarmament talks any time soon.
International leaders quickly condemned the announcement and urged Pyongyang to return to multilateral negotiations.
In the six-party talks since 2003, the United States, the two Koreas, China, Japan and Russia have held three rounds of talks aimed at persuading North Korea to abandon its nuclear weapons development in return for economic and diplomatic rewards. But no significant progress was reported in those talks, which China hosted.
English -> German -> French -> English -> Italian -> English
WASHINGTON (Cnn) -- than del joined still Declares has assessed the relative opposition alle arguments with the Korea of North sul relative program dell' nuclear weapon, after that the Communist still declares the bilateral arguments demanded friday. The secretary of the pressed one of the house Scott McClellan Korea of aforesaid North would have directly to raise many the occasions, of the dispendio with joined Declares, if it therefore einverstandenWAR still in order to take the conversations of six-Partei. Those were on an infuence, since Pyongyang has still taken the year past. Betaeubte of the Korea of North the world thursday, when it has allowed public the accreditation of the nuclear crews and of the universal mediations it one announces has withdrawn itself. Bush municipal everywhere to the opposite conversations of two-Partei, while the Korea of North insistito on the nonaggression that a joined bilateral pact with Declares, before that does not consider to remove the relative program centers them turning out the Korea of North and those of the joined one Declares the direct conversations sluices a contract in 1994, to promised Pyongyang, in order to freeze and removes finally the relative program of the nuclear weapon against the international attendance, in order to develop to produce nuclear of the two motors. But the House White woman has said that the vicinoi of the Korea of North -- with one greater bar in the mediations -- they must also stipulate a new contract. "they are not dispendio regional," has said McCellan, dispendio between the Korea of North and joined It declares. Of the south. The Korean prohibition of the Minister for the foreign relationships Ki-Mond is to Washington for the consultations that the JOINED servant of the civils DECLARES, comprised friday one reunion with vice-president Dick Cheney. The Minister for the foreign relationships -- of of which the call before that the explanation of Korea of the north is not fixed -- ago To declare the additional reunions the following week with the secretary the rice of Condoleezza and one emergency of councilman Stephen Hadley di Dichiarare. Oldest JOINED China DECLARES that continuous the aforesaid civil employee to receive the consultations, also. The house white woman considers Peijing like associate key within, because China has helped before the reception of the return the mediation efforts the Korea of North to the negotiation table. In an interview friday, Han sung Ryol it has declared, transmitted of the Korea of North to the nations, south. Korean newspaper that Pyongyang only considers of the universal mediations after that the bilateral arguments with joined Declare. "we come the nation from six to the conversations, if we see that a reason to make therefore and the states of being mature," the newspaper with of Hankyoreh Han Seoul of explanation of the return. Han was first of the north. Korean civil employee to speak foreign means about ministry of the external information since explained Pyongyangs to thursday that the nuclear crews of the country as the factors dissuasi you he has and does not plan JOINED DECLARES against an invasion in order to re-unite soon still one constantly nation of disarmament six of the conversations. The international heads have condemned the publicity quickly and have pushed of Pyongyang, to diminish with the universal mediations speak the six-Partei from 2003, joined He declares that he has is Korea, China, three Japan that Umlaeufe of Russia of the held conversations that they are headed on that they leave the Korea of North in a convincing sense, the relative development of the nuclear weapon in the return for the ricompense economic and diplomatic. But no important progress has been to realize to a report/ratio in these conversations, received China.
Comments 1) Looks like 'North' and 'South' made it through okay, but pretty much nothing else.
2) Condoleeza Rice: House white woman.
3) What's with all the JOINED DECLARING?
He he. Silly,
-N
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